The New And (soon to be) Improved Onyx Family Page!
Welcome to the Onyx Family Page!

Well, the Onyx family is back in business. Hello, i'm sarah onyx-4, and i'm the new onyx family webmaster. Please be patient with me as i build the new page. PLEASE email me with any suggestions.














i don't know. I'm new at this. I welcome any and all help...that's what families are for!
the reason this is not a geocities site is because it somehow wouldn't let me sign up, to my utter dismay. i also know little about webpage design and would love help. any tiny bit of suggestion is welcome; i'll be happy to hear anything, no matter how small (or big!).
i have this idea, connecting to the "thirteen club" idea in slapstick (and isn't this ALL about slapstick?). i want to include links for each number to their own page. as soon as i figure out how! what do you guys think? yes? no? maybe so? toss me an email and let me know. and if you know how to do it, hook me up with a bit o'help, s'il vous plait!

oh yes, and i just got a guestbook up (a feat i am proud of) so do sign it, everyone!


What am i doing?
Family alrighty, we're all linked up to the artifical family utopia and ready to rock! i've got a list of the family members who have replied so far indicating a desire to be part of the family again. i'm going to have each name become a link to bios that each member writes for themselves...as soon as i figure out how to do that...i'll also get links to everyone's URLs too...as soon as i figure out how...
say! if anyone knows of a server that is a bit more user friendly and helps me out with making stuff, please let me know. i don't know how to do anything! i'm computer literate, i swear...


anyway, here are your fellow family members, so far.

sarah onyx-4 underwood: [email protected]

jason onyx-3 lee: [email protected]

elizabeth onyx-1 kelly: [email protected]

pogo onyx-4: [email protected]

charlene onyx-1 powell: [email protected]

marti onyx-6 holguin: [email protected]

NEWEST MEMBERS:
leah onyx-6 wagner: [email protected]

e onyx-13 davis: [email protected]

let's give these new members a welcome.



thank you to everyone who replied! true family spirit. i'm gonna try and hook up a neat little chart like niki onyx-1 had going...as soon as i figure out how (a phrase you will all see a LOT on this page, at least for a while!)...anyone willing to assist me DO email or IM me (woodpker0, the 0 is a zero) if i'm online. which is always.





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